michigansmanofmayhem

Anonymous asked:

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday answered:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

michigansmanofmayhem

lightup-yourlife:

It’s okay to have pimples
It’s okay to have stretch marks
It’s okay to have scars
It’s okay to thighs that touch
It’s okay to have a natural thigh gap
It’s okay to be sad
It’s okay to be happy
It’s okay to get angry
It’s okay to be proud
It’s okay to be chubby
It’s okay to be skinny
It’s okay to have dimples
It’s okay because you are you, and you are a human.